Updated: Jul 13, 2020
A Vegetarian who eats bacon
Like a Scientist who believes in God,
Seem they’ve their belief systems forsaken,
The figurative shoemaker’s child unshod.
It belies consistency, so we think,
When others deviate from their septum
And mix and match ingredients to drink
So that we feel obliged to correct them.
Perhaps it’s we who need the correcting.
They simply are doing what they think right
And that upon some intense reflecting
Some exceptions to rules did they invite.
But to think bad of either is meanness.
Rather that, we should applaud their genius!