If Money Could Copulate
Wouldn’t it be great
If money could copulate?
You wouldn’t have to be smart or clever
You’d just rub two bills together.
Quicker than you could say Jimminy Crickets
Money would pile up like parking tickets!
Wouldn’t it be great
If money could copulate?
You’d never run out,
there’d always be more
No one would ever do without
Think of the fun at the jewelry store!
Wouldn’t it be great
If money could copulate?
Imagine what the world would be like
”The Man”, would have to take a hike!
We would live to make each other happy
With just two fingers and in a snappy!
Unlike my good friend old George Bailey
In my Wonderful Life, I’d do it daily.
Wouldn’t it be great
If money could copulate?
But it don’t and I did
Now I’ve got over a dozen kids
Who need for me to them supply
The things they need not to die
Not make silly rhymes up on the fly.
Wouldn’t it be great
If money could copulate?
Yet I can’t stop no matter how hard I try
It’s just that I’m a clever guy.
Now please don’t think I’m being funny
I ain’t got no f-ing money!
But wouldn’t it be great
If money could copulate?
7/18/20