If Money Could Copulate


Wouldn’t it be great

If money could copulate?


You wouldn’t have to be smart or clever

You’d just rub two bills together.

Quicker than you could say Jimminy Crickets

Money would pile up like parking tickets!


Wouldn’t it be great

If money could copulate?


You’d never run out, 

there’d always be more

No one would ever do without

Think of the fun at the jewelry store!


Wouldn’t it be great

If money could copulate?


Imagine what the world would be like

”The Man”, would have to take a hike!

We would live to make each other happy

With just two fingers and in a snappy!

Unlike my good friend old George Bailey

In my Wonderful Life, I’d do it daily.


Wouldn’t it be great

If money could copulate?


But it don’t and I did

Now I’ve got over a dozen kids

Who need for me to them supply

The things they need not to die

Not make silly rhymes up on the fly.


Wouldn’t it be great

If money could copulate?


Yet I can’t stop no matter how hard I try

It’s just that I’m a clever guy.

Now please don’t think I’m being funny

I ain’t got no f-ing money!


But wouldn’t it be great

If money could copulate?


7/18/20





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